By using the software, the user agrees to the following terms:
- An annual transaction of 39,99EUR to HydrogenSoft Inc. to pay for the services provided by HydrogenSoft Inc. to the customer.
- HydrogenSoft Inc. shall be entitled to the blood of the user's firstborn child.
- HydrogenSoft Inc. shall be entitled to the liver of the user in case liver cancer in the board of leaders of HydrogenSoft.
- HydrogenSoft Inc. may murder the user at any time.
- HydrogenSoft Inc. may abduct the user from their home at any time for any scientific or pseudo-scientific reasons.
- HydrogenSoft Inc. may enslave the user to participate in an infinite monkey theorem practical test.
- HydrogenSoft Inc. may sell off the the user to the french.